Computer Conversation Very Funny

Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening
Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found..
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do
some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or
are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot
like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: By Default
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use... Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to
Reboot.
Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband: File system is full.
Wife: What is my value in the family ?
Husband: Unknown Virus.